A Very Indonesian Conversation

I am walking to dinner at the resort in the mountains where I am staying.  I am approached by a young man from the resort staff.

Staff member:  Oh sir! Here are your meal tickets for breakfast tomorrow morning which we forgot to give you at check in.  We are very sorry, sir, please accept our apologies.

Erik:  I am here by myself, why are you giving me three tickets?

Staff member:  Because there are three beds in your room.

Erik:  But I only need one ticket.

Staff member:  I am sorry, sir, you must take all three.

Erik: Does this mean I must eat three breakfasts tomorrow?

Staff member:  (Looks extremely puzzled for about 10 seconds, before realizing that I am joking.) Ha Ha, sir!  No, you don't have to eat three breakfasts.

Erik:  Then why are you giving me three tickets?

Staff Member:  We must give you three tickets, sir, because there are three beds in your room.  It's the rule of our business office.

Erik:  (I take the three tickets and put them in my pocket, and I understand completely because, after all, I work for an Indonesian organization too.)   OK, thanks. Have a nice evening.

Staff Member:  Thank you very much, sir.  Have a nice evening too, sir. Pleased to help you, sir. If you need anything else, please tell me, sir.  

Erik:  I might need a few more breakfast tickets for tomorrow. If I do, I will certainly let you know.

Staff Member (Now looks very confused, but appears extremely relieved that I am walking away.) OK, enjoy your dinner, sir!

(Photo of the lodging at Padi Resort, near the two volcanoes of Bolgor.)




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